Veggie Chic

My Kingdom For Some Toast

by Rhys on November 29th, 2005

I was wondering what sort of weird and wild cravings I’d get as a new vegan, if I’d see a steak and go mad with longing.

I haven’t really. Sometimes I’ll see a hamburger or a pint of ice cream and feel of pang of longing. But nothing too strong.

Until last night. I was standing in the kitchen, holding a knife I’d just used to open a bag of candy (vegan of course) when I had the unbelievably strong urge to eat buttered toast. I wanted that toast, with a fierce passion that eclipsed even the wild panting in romance novels.

I wanted buttered toast, damn it, I wanted it! Just for a split second, if someone had been walking by with a piece of buttered toast, I would have flung my knife into their jugular, just to steal their toast.

But luckily, nobody walked by. Which was a very good thing, because I don’t think they give you blogging rights in prison.

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